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@5 LONELY HEARTS
@4 by Stephen
@3Q - Are you a loner? Without a girlfriend and you just do boring things on
your own?
A - THEN TRY STEVE'S COMPUTER TEST TO FIND YOUR IDEAL BIRD!
@1All you have to do is choose the answers from the following questions that
apply to you and send them to me (with your life savings and a stamped address
envelope!).
@41. LEVEL OF STUPIDITY
@1 Do you consider yourself to be:
(a) as stupid as Timmy Mallet
(b) just stupid
(c) utterly stupid
(d) the sort of person who enjoys watching Block Busters everyday
@42. FASHION
@1 Do you think you look like:
(a) a twat
(b) a fat fucker
(c) a skinny bastard
(d) Margaret Thatcher
@43. ACTIVITIES AND INTERESTS
@1 Do you enjoy:
(a) sheep shagging
(b) Train spotting
(c) playing on the computer 24hrs a day everyday
(d) bird shooting
@44. YOUR IDEAL GIRL IS
@1 Is she one of the following:
(a) Pamala Anderson
(b) Ra.... @3[NO FUCKING WAY!! zYLAX!]@1
(c) Lilly Savage
(d) your mum
@45. THE AGE REQUIRIED FOR YOUR IDEAL BIRD
@1 Remember to be truthful:
(a) still in her nappies
(b) sixteen
(c) fifty nine (the older the better)
(d) very wrinkly
For all the applicants, please allow 365 days for delivery.
@5 REMEMBER - STEVE WILL FIND YOU A BIRD